here's what people actually bought at tom girardi's auction
king girardi got cleaned out of his paper shredders, trophies, lingerie, pencils
The Tom Girardi auction is closing. The once high flying firm Girardi Keese is selling all of its shit. I’ve been watching the final moments of the auction, and it’s insane, with reckless bids popping off like a pinball machine for things like toasters and staples that Tom probably never even touched. You people are fucking crazy. Here’s some of what sold and for how much. If you wanna bid on stuff, you still have a few hours left!
Some psycho copped two roles of industrial carpet for $1.
The official 2018 Tom Girardi Litigating Legend Award, $325. There were five different awards up for auction.
The biggest bid went so far to a Marc Chagall painting, $7,600.
Grail find: Amethysts Geod Crystal, $450. Late in life Tom’s turned to astrology.
Red lingerie for his mistress, $350.
Some really dark sad clown art, $55.
The $263 million receipt Tom got from PG&E, $725.
A huge Tom Girardi suit, $70.
A 2008 Dell PC with monitor and mouse, $4. Whoever bought this please email me, I want to interview you.
A blown up cover of Tom Girardi, who was called an “industry professional,” $25.
Toys planes that Tom used to smash together like a child over a map of the world, $55.
Metal rooster, $300.
A really cool magnum paint sprayer, $45.
Someone got toilet seat covers at a steal, $9.
Normcore Tom Girardi hats and golf shirts, $200. They include a hat that says KING and a Dump Trump hat. I bid on this and won.
The flag flown during Operation Iraqi Freedom, $600. Tom is such a good liberal.
Heavy duty three hole paper puncher, $65.
Referee jerseys for weird Tom sex stuff, $6.
A Fender Strat that I really wanted. Tom has all the dopest gear but doesn’t know how to use any of it, $550.
A portrait of Tom that looks like it was done by a carnie at a county fair, $600.
Tom’s cadillac, $6,400.
Authentic Pitney Bowes Postal Scale! $55
An incredible amber green crystal set, $625.
Shop vac, $45.
A high capacity paper shredder that Tom did not use to cover up evidence of illegal conduct, $250.
A defibrillator, $525. Great snag. They usually run around a grand.
Signed baseball by Cal Ripken Jr.!! Nice, I have one of those too, $275.
A framed article of Tom in the Los Angeles Daily Journal, “A Fight of Love,” and other things, $525 lol.
Some art called “Knows a Snake When He Sees One,” $575.
A telescope. Tom’s gotten really into space exploration since his dementia diagnosis, $450.
Actually, a really sick Tom Girardi neon sign, $350.
And no one bought the Tom Girardi filing cabinet, $0.
Hmmm. I wonder if some of my files may be in that 2008 computer?
I did receive a ton of other files from the trustee on a thumbdrive (Girardi repeatedly refused to return our 4,000+ piece file that we submitted for litigation). The thumb drive files were mostly paperwork we've never seen and about actions taken in our case that Tom never shared with us. Quite a bit of these files certainly indicated his 'crimes' against me and my co-plaintiff... With the assistance of course from others in powerful positions.
Orange will not be complimentary to his complexion.
What a silly article making light on Girardi's auction when poor families lost millions to this criminal.